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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Kuroko_no_Basuke_|_Kuroko's_Basketball
  Relationship:
      Aomine_Daiki/Kagami_Taiga
  Character:
      Aomine_Daiki, Kagami_Taiga, Himuro_Tatsuya, Momoi_Satsuki, Aida_Riko,
      Kise_Ryouta, Kasamatsu_Yukio, Kuroko_Tetsuya
  Additional Tags:
      KIK, aokaga_-_Freeform, Probably_more_ships_along_the_way, lots_of
      swearing, #fuckfuckfuckfuckityfuck, Very_dirty, Never_let_Tatsuya_near
      your_phone_-_Kagami_Taiga, NEVER_-_Kagami_Taiga, Sexual_Content, Fast
      Build, implied_momoi_x_aida, WARNING:_TATSUYA, Matchmaker_Himuro, Touou
      Kagami_Taiga, Gamer!_Kagami, Game:_Amnesia, Underage_Drinking, Kagami
      Taiga:_the_Human_Black_Hole, Because_Daiki_needs_him_in_Touou, ((because
      I_want_him_in_Touou)), I_WANT_TAIGA'S_BABY_PHOTOS, takao_x_midorima, its
      my_2nd_otp_after_AoKaga, #uke_midorima_seme_takao, Bottom_Kagami
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-12-13 Updated: 2016-08-20 Chapters: 12/? Words: 14676
****** Kik Back & Relax ******
by CerurianAkuma
Summary
     PantherOfBlue has invited you to chat
     PantherOfBlue: Hey, sup
     TheTigerRoars: Hey, do I know you?
     PantherOfBlue: We don't know each other
     TheTigerRoars: Uh...Then why did you Kik me?
     PantherOfBlue: idk, you seem interesting
***** The Unlikely Start of a Blossoming Friendship *****
"Why does it have to rain now?" Kagami Taiga, young, single and gay, grumbled.
He tossed his basketball from hand to hand, hoping that the rain would clear up
soon so he could play some basket. There was a vibration in his back pocket.
Leaning back, he slid his fingers in and took out the vibrating object.
PantherOfBlue has invited you to chat
PantherOfBlue: Hey, sup
TheTigerRoars: Hey, do I know you?
PantherOfBlue: We don't know each other
TheTigerRoars: Uh...Then why did you Kik me?
PantherOfBlue: idk, you seem interesting
TheTigerRoars: Uh, thanks
PantherOfBlue: And because your profile picture is a hot American woman. Care
to give me your number, girl? ;)
TheTigerRoars: DAMNIT ALEX. Uh, sorry man, I'm a dude
PantherOfBlue: Oh, awkward
TheTigerRoars: Yeah, I'm very into basketball, and quite muscular, n very much
male
PantherOfBlue: u play ball? Damn, r u any good at it?!
TheTigerRoars: Of course im good! Are you insulting me!? U PLAY BALL TOO?
PantherOfBlue: NO SHIT. B-BALL IS DA LIFE.
TheTigerRoars: YEAH, ITS THE GREATEST
PantherOfBlue: Another thing, why'd u seem impolite, then polite?
TheTigerRoars: Uh, sorry. Not so used to dis
PantherOfBlue: it's okay, just type whatever comes to it mind
TheTigerRoars: Cheeseburgers
PantherOfBlue: wat?
TheTigerRoars: u told me to type what came to mind, cheeseburgers duh
PantherOfBlue: Ur pretty stupid. What's ur name
TheTigerRoars: Y should I tell u. U called me stupid
PantherOfBlue: im sorry. Now can u tell me?
TheTigerRoars: fine. Kagami Taiga
PantherOfBlue: im Aomine Daiki
TheTigerRoars: i didn't ask u
PantherOfBlue: i told you anyways. Age?
TheTigerRoars: Y am I even telling u? 16
PantherOfBlue: im 16 too. Height?
TheTigerRoars: 1.9m
PantherOfBlue: lol im 1.92m, shorty
TheTigerRoars: stfu. Appearance?
PantherOfBlue: well well who's asking the questions now? ;) interested are we,
tiger~ 
TheTigerRoars: wtf man. im gettin' your particulars so I can report u 2 the
police
PantherOfBlue: feisty. Im tall, duh, I've got dark blue hair n super tan skin.
Im kinda muscular, cuz b-ball, n I look like sex-walking-on-2-legs ;)
TheTigerRoars: I see, I'll go report u for sexual harassment now. Thanks for
the cooperation :)
TheTigerRoars has left the chat
 He exited the app, and deleted the chat, but felt slightly less bored than he
was two hours ago.
***** The Reason Why It Is Never Wise To Send Someone Your Picture *****
It was the next morning when Taiga met with the same situation. Thank goodness
it was during the holidays, or he might've had to go to school with a bad mood.
He had just woken up after his daily 6 hours of sleep, when he felt his phone
buzz from under his pillow. Thinking that it was his 'brother' texting him, he
swiped blindly across the screen to unlock his phone. The painful truth glared
him in the face.(literally, it was dark in his room, and the bright light of
the screen was rather an eyesore.) 
PantherOfBlue has invited you to chat
PantherOfBlue: Hey, u didn't really report me rite?
PantherOfBlue: Oi, answer me
PantherOfBlue: HEY
PantherOfBlue: TAIGA
PantherOfBlue: im sorey
PantherOfBlue: pls answer me, tiger ):
TheTigerRoars: what
PantherOfBlue: TIGER! :D
TheTigerRoars: Wtf are u doin, asshole. Whaddya want from me ((obviously
reference from Adam Lambert's 'Whaddya want from me', in case you were
wondering))
PantherOfBlue: Uh, im sorry bout that day, sowilluplsforgiveme?
TheTigerRoars: r u serious
 PantherOfBlue: yeah
TheTigerRoars: k, i forgive u
PantherOfBlue: n also, since i gave u my particulars, gimme urs?
TheTigerRoars: consider me bein nice. I've got reddish-brown hair that fades to
black near the ends. My eyebrows r forked. Im slightly tanned, and im half
American half Japanese
PantherOfBlue: woah, cool
PantherOfBlue: also, u didn't report me rite?
TheTigerRoars: i did
PantherOfBlue: F U CK
TheTigerRoars: nah, im not so heartless to report poor blue-haired guys who try
to hit on redheads
PantherOfBlue: Thank goodness
PantherOfBlue: Oh taiga i culd kiss u rite now
TheTigerRoars: even though im gay, ew no fu ck off
PantherOfBlue: ur gay?
TheTigerRoars: got a problem? Gonna call me a faggot?
PantherOfBlue: Uh, no. Chill, im bi
TheTigerRoars: Whatev
PantherOfBlue: sorry if i seemed like an asshole, that's kinda my personality
 TheTigerRoars: i can tell
PantherOfBlue: we gud?
TheTigerRoars: "we"? Since when was this "we"? im not interested in u, stop
botherin me
PantherOfBlue: *image attached*
PantherOfBlue: interested now? ;)
TheTigerRoars: .....no
PantherOfBlue: I kno ur interested, dun deny it, tiger~ 
TheTigerRoars: u wish
PantherOfBlue: hey, send me a pic of u
TheTigerRoars: y shud i
PantherOfBlue: bc i sent u 1 of me
TheTigerRoars: so?
PantherOfBlue: ever heard of a trade system?
TheTigerRoars: well, this ain't 'mutual agreement', the last time i checked
PantherOfBlue: just one teensy, weensy picture? Tiger, c'mon
TheTigerRoars: *image attached*
TheTigerRoars: r u happy now?
PantherOfBlue: yeah, gonna use it as fap material 2nite ;)
TheTigerRoars: dON'T
TheTigerRoars: iM SERIOYS
TheTigerRoars: *SERIOUS
PantherOfBlue has left the chat
On the other side of the screen, a very horny Aomine Daiki smirked at the
attached document. An irritated-looking redhead glared at him intensely,
eyebrows furrowed adorably. He was trying to look angry, but the slightly
puffed-out cheeks kinda ruined the effect. Scarlet eyes seemed to stare right
in his own, causing pleasant shiver go up his spine. He could just imagine the
blushing features on that face, contorted in pleasure while the shorter male
(from what he had found out) was beneath him.Tiger's red locks were slightly
mussed up, so obviously he had just woke up, Aomine deducted from his
observation. He saved it in his file (titled fap material, of course) and
turned back to his breakfast of cereal. His morning had just gotten better.
===============================================================================
Meanwhile, at Kagami's end....
"Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" He swore loudly, flinging his pillow
across the room. The soft cushion caught his startled 'brother' in the face,
causing the black-haired male to let out an undignified shout. "Taiga! What's
got you in such a mood this morning? Don't tell me.....you're finally on your
period?" The elder male acted shocked, dramatically putting his hands to his
mouth. "TATSUYA! I'M NOT BLEEDING BETWEEN MY LEGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Oh ew,
I kinda just imagined that and nearly threw up in my mouth." Making a disgusted
scowl, the redhead got up from his messy sheets. As retribution, he stretched,
letting his bones crack back into place noisily. "TAIGA, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I
HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!" Himuro Tatsuya, Taiga's supposed 'elder brother',
screamed, tossing the discarded pillow into his 'younger brother's face. Taiga
grumbled. His morning had just gotten worse.
***** When Your Brother Is A Douche *****
Chapter Notes
     Warning, horny guys ahead.
It was during the afternoon, when Aomine felt his phone vibrate, then promptly
fall off the small table it was (or rather, used to be) on. Feeling his heart
lurch out of his throat, he dashed to the device, hurriedly checking for any
scratches or worse, cracks on his screen. "Phew, seems to be fine." He quickly
muttered a silent 'thank you' to the gods, unlocking the home screen with a few
taps. He smiled when he looked at the screen.
TheTigerRoars has invited you chat
TheTigerRoars: hey, panther~
TheTigerRoars: *image attached*
A delectable image of a firm ass, barely covered by black denim jeans, flashed
on his screen. Aomine quickly saved it in his new fap file, which he had
created solely for the redhead's pictures. Now, the gallery possessed two
images. He looked at the picture again. Above the beautiful booty, a toned back
with sunkissed skin was bared. The skin was just begging to be marked. By him,
of course. Smirking, he turned back to the task at hand.
TheTigerRoars: want a piece of this ass~? ;)
TheTigerRoars: im hungry for ur huge cock
TheTigerRoars: i want ur dick in meshskdbsmxn
PantherOfBlue: Tiger? Can't type straight eh ;)
TheTigerRoars: OMFG PLEASE IGNORE THOSE TEXTS 
TheTigerRoars: IT WASN'T ME
TheTigerRoars: OH SCREW DIS
PantherOfBlue: ....
TheTigerRoars: Aomine?
PantherOfBlue: nice ass ;)
TheTigerRoars: WTf
PantherOfBlue: loL
TheTigerRoars: I'M KILLING MY BRO FOR DIS
PantherOfBlue: chill
TheTigerRoars: HE'S GONNA GESJDKSDBSKSMZN
PantherOfBlue: ?
Tatsuya had somehow managed to grab his smartphone from him, and had darted
into his own room before locking it, leaving Kagami in the living room.
"TATSUYA! GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!" He screamed, desperately trying to bash down
the door. Of course, the door won the battle. Silently, Taiga prayed that his
brother would not do much damage.
TheTigerRoars: Oh sorry, im busy gettin fucked up the ass by my big bro
TheTigerRoars: his dick is soooooooo good 
TheTigerRoars: it hits all the right spots
TheTigerRoars: i want his cock to stay in me for all eternity
PantherOfBlue: woah, that's...
TheTigerRoars: he's so big im dyin
PantherOfBlue: You bottom?
TheTigerRoars: OH GOD, HIT IT AGAINDHSJDB
PantherOfBlue: Guess that means u bottom eh ;)
Taiga had finally remembered he had a key to the room. Cussing at how stupid he
was, he quickly located the key and unlocked the door. His brother was too busy
typing to even notice the silent redhead stalking closer and closer. Then,
Kagami leaped. Grabbing his phone in the tussle, the owner of the phone looked
at the messages. Oh no he didn't.... Tatsuya did. He did it. Groaning, he typed
out a reply.
TheTigerRoars: GAH, UH, THAT WASN'T ME
TheTigerRoars: HOW IS THERE A PIC OF MY ASS?!!
TheTigerRoars: MY BRO TOOK MY PHONE FROM ME
TheTigerRoars: I CAN'T EVEN
TheTigerRoars: GAHHHhhhHhHHHh
TheTigerRoars: URGH
PantherOfBlue: it's ok
PantherOfBlue: Thank ur bro for me ;) i got a nice butt pic from him
TheTigerRoars: ARGH
TheTigerRoars: ThANK hIM YOURSELF
TheTigerRoars has added MirageDragons to the group
MirageDragons: So, you're the boy that got Taiga blushin'? ;)
PantherOfBlue: Thanks for the pic, saved in my private folder :) Wanna tap dat
ass so bad
TheTigerRoars: U GUYS, STOP DIS
MirageDragons: I ain't handing Taiga over that easily though, you've gotta earn
it 
TheTigerRoars: TATSUYA!
PantherOfBlue: ooh, he blushes when he txts me? Sweet ;)
TheTigerRoars: im gettin outta 'ere
TheTigerRoars has exited the chat
"Aww Taiga, such a spoilsport~" Tatsuya teased the blushing tiger, pressing
Kagami's cheeks together. "Mmph mmt!" He tried to vocalize, yet failed.
Although he didn't look the type, Himuro was pretty strong. "Couldn't hear
you~" The black-haired male sang in a sing-song voice, squishing the flustered
cheeks together. Managing to worm out of the grasp, Kagami answered again. "I
said, I'm not!" Darting away from the older of the two, Kagami tried to gain
distance. "Seriously, Taiga?"  Tatsuya laughed, chasing after him. The
mysterious 'Aomine Daiki' forgotten, they ran around the living room,
boisterous laughter filling the large space.
===============================================================================
 
"Ah, I think I'm forgotten." Aomine chuckled, dropping his phone on the duvet,
going back to what he had been doing earlier. 
 
***** Pictures That Will Scar You For All Of Eternity *****
Chapter Notes
     Warning: Tatsuya
     Implied that Riko and Momoi are in a relationship.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Kagami didn't know why (and how), but Aomine fit his type too well. Basketball
player, tanned, slightly taller than him (he liked tall males, can't blame
him), pretty muscular and....
TheTigerRoars has been added to the group
PantherOfBlue: *image attached*
A good 9 inches (at least) in length. Wait, what!?
TheTigerRoars: WHAT IS DIS
PantherOfBlue: My dick, dUH :v
PantherOfBlue: i mean, i got an ass pic from u, so im returning the favour ;)
PantherOfBlue: fap happily~
TheTigerRoars: WHAT
TheTigerRoars: SINCE WHEN
TheTigerRoars: I DON'T BOTTOM
MirageDragons: Try tellin' that to your ex ;)
TheTigerRoars: TATSUYA!
PantherOfBlue: Oh, denialllllll~
TheTigerRoars: sHUT UP
MirageDragons: seriously though, Taiga, you're a hardcore uke, don't deny it
TheTigerRoars: AND UR GIVIN INFO TO SOMEONE WE DON'T KNOW
TheTigerRoars: WHAT IF I GET SLASHED
PantherOfBlue: the most dat will happen is raped :v
PantherOfBlue: hey, send me a pic of his body will ya?
MirageDragons: *image attached* 
For reasons unknown (probably his brother complex), Tatsuya had taken a picture
of Taiga in the bath. Body half-submerged in water, the redhead was half-
asleep. His cheeks were slightly flushed from the heat of the water. The water
was clear too, and -ahem- well, Daiki got a good ogle at the firm pecs and
flaccid flesh.
TheTigerRoars: WHEN DID U TAKE DAT!?
MirageDragons: You were busy soaking in the tub :v
TheTigerRoars: GAH
TheTigerRoars has exited the group
With a frustrated groan, Taiga slapped his forehead. "TAT-SU-YAAAAAAA!"
Unleashing a battle cry, he charged toward his laughing brother with a stuffed
tiger in his hand. "ITS A TIGER, PFFFFTTT." Quickly, Himuro snapped a picture
before starting out of the shared apartment. And promptly sent it.
MirageDragons: *image attached*
MirageDragons: An extra for the person Taiga fancies ;)
===============================================================================
Usually, Kagami could catch his older brother. Unfortunately, today was not the
day, as Himuro managed to escape the wrath of the fluffy tiger by darting out
of the door. Taiga returned to his room, locking the door and taking the extra
key. After making sure that there was no way anyone could enter his room, he
sighed in relief. Looking once again at the dick pic, he moaned
appreciatively. Just because it's well-taken. He gave himself that excuse,
saving the picture for future blackmail. 
===============================================================================
 
Two pictures in a day! Damn was he lucky! Daiki smirked, saving the pictures as
he had done to the previous two, preparing to jerk off when... "Dai-chan! What
are you-oh!" A familiar head of pink bustled in unannounced, smacking Aomine on
the head. "Satsukiiiii, hurtssss." He whined, rubbing the sore spot on his head
painfully. Face painfully red, Momoi Satsuki smacked him on the head again.
"Dai-chan! PUT YOUR JUNK AWAY!!!" She screamed, bolting out of the door.
Minutes later, she was heard crying. Faint sobs of "Riko-chan comfort meeeeee~"
and " Poor person that Dai-chan is tormenting~" reached his ears from the
closed door. "Cheh, trust Satsuki to go running to her girlfriend." Lazily,
Daiki zipped up his pants, before flipping through a porn magazine. Seconds
later, he felt a dark, cold aura. He looked up. ".....oh shit." It was the
revenge of Momoi's angry girlfriend. "Don't. Scare. Momoi." An evil glint in
her eye, she left the room, leaving a trembling Aomine Daiki in her wake.
Chapter End Notes
     Now you know you should never mess with either of the girls.
***** The Reason Why You Shouldn't Have A Brother *****
Chapter Notes
     Warning: Tatsuya (later)
Frankly, Kagami didn't know when, but recently he had started to feel less
annoyed (and more overjoyed) when the blue-headed stranger Kikked him. In fact,
he kinda felt himself look forward to the random texts from him. For example...
"Hey Taiga, you've got another text from lover boy~!" Tatsuya shouted from the
couch, waving Kagami's bright-red cell wildly. "CAREFUL WITH MY PHONE!!" He
nearly died screaming, his poor precious in the clutches of his brother.
Snatching it away from Himuro's grip, Kagami checked his phone.
PantherOfBlue: i feel liek im dying
PantherOfBlue: halp
PantherOfBlue: ohgodithinkitsmoving ((oh god i think its moving)
PantherOfBlue: *video attached*
A clip of a disgusting-looking, charred mess sitting on a plate, being prodded
with a fork was received. Taiga felt himself shiver, as the blob seemed to move
slightly. From the video, he could hear faint cries of "Dai-chan! Stop playing
with your food!" and a loud "WOMAN, THAT AIN'T FOOD", obviously from Aomine.
TheTigerRoars: ohgoodnesswhatisthat ((oh goodness what is that))
TheTigerRoars: ISTHATEDIBLEATALL? ((IS THAT EDIBLE AT ALL?))
PantherOfBlue: my sis made it
PantherOfBlue: i think she made it in the lab with her girlfriend
PantherOfBlue: ew i think its their mutant baby
TheTigerRoars: For a sec, i thot u had a gf
PantherOfBlue: ooh, jealous r we ;)
PantherOfBlue: its ok, ur the only one 4 me ;)
TheTigerRoars: stfu asshole
TheTigerRoars: we dun even kno each other
PantherOfBlue: tru
PantherOfBlue: we can get to tho ;)
TheTigerRoars: stap sendin smirky faces
TheTigerRoars: srsly, we could b livin oceans away frm each other
PantherOfBlue: at least i think we have same timezones
TheTigerRoars: how?
PantherOfBlue: that pic you sent
PantherOfBlue: dere was sunlight
PantherOfBlue: obvi morning
PantherOfBlue: was morning here 2
TheTigerRoars: holy shizzles i got a creepy af stalker on my hands
PantherOfBlue: only for the tiger ;)
TheTigerRoars: .....i knew i should've reported u 2 the police
PantherOfBlue: whatev, back to the task at hand
PantherOfBlue: im gonna die if i eat dat
PantherOfBlue: srsly
TheTigerRoars: u can't cook?
PantherOfBlue: i can, instant noodles and p&b sandwiches
TheTigerRoars: wtf, dats not cooking
TheTigerRoars: ok, maybe the noodles r
TheTigerRoars: jus cook 4 urself then
PantherOfBlue: wait, u can cook?
TheTigerRoars: yeah, i cook for my bro and i
TheTigerRoars: *image attached*
PantherOfBlue: wow
PantherOfBlue: ....dat looks gud
TheTigerRoars: rlly? 
PantherOfBlue: cook for me
TheTigerRoars: then wat, send via airmail?
PantherOfBlue: where do u live
TheTigerRoars: not tellin, dickface
TheTigerRoars: go eat dat disgusting shet n cry
Viewing the video once more, Kagami shuddered. Thank goodness he had some level
of cooking skill, and wouldn't have to resort to eating that. "TAIGA! IF YOU'RE
DONE BEING LOVEY-DOVEY WITH YOUR ONLINE BOYFRIEND, COOK ME SOMETHING." Himuro
hollered, the theme song of Halo playing. Then again, maybe he wasn't all that
lucky. "BIG BRO, GO TOAST BREAD FOR YOURSELF." He shouted back, shutting his
phone off.
===============================================================================
Wait, same timezones. Hey! We could be living close-by! Some sort of light
dawned upon Daiki, as if he had finally gotten the answer of the test he had
failed a few months back. Then he looked at the 'thing' on his plate and
silently tipped it into the bin.
===============================================================================
You've received a new chat from PantherOfBlue
PantherOfBlue: hey, himuro right? kagami's bro?
MirageDragons: Oh! Taiga's new online boyfriend! 
PantherOfBlue: nah, not yet
PantherOfBlue: mebbie soon
MirageDragons: I'll try to keep Taiga away from guys for now, if it'll help
with your love lives ;)
PantherOfBlue: damn, thanks
PantherOfBlue: oh yeah, one question
MirageDragons: Yeah?
PantherOfBlue: do u 2 live in japan?
MirageDragons: For the time-bein', yep
MirageDragons: Actually, we're probably not movin'
PantherOfBlue: SRS?!
MirageDragons: Yeah?
MirageDragons: Wait, you live in Japan too?
PantherOfBlue: uh huh
MirageDragons: Taiga's love life just got interestingggggg~
MirageDragons: Oh yeah, Aomine, I'd like to invite you over to ours tomorrow,
housewarmin' party.
MirageDragons: *image attached*
MirageDragons: Here's the address, you'd better turn up :)
PantherOfBlue: won't miss it for the world ;)
MirageDragons has left the chat.
With an amused look on his face, Tatsuya looked at the cooking redhead. Said
male was grumbling, yet stir-frying some veggies for their lunch. Oh, it was
going to be exciting on Friday indeed.
 
***** The Reason Why You Shouldn't Give in *****
The next morning, Taiga woke up with a headache. After all, he had spent an
all-nighter playing Amnesia, eventually giving up when he was brutally murdered
too many times. Which he led him to the headache that screamed "GOOD MORNING,
YER FUCKTARD." in his face. Groaning tiredly, he turned on his side to check
the time. 10:32. And he still had to make breakfast, and prepare for the house-
warming party tonight. Frankly, he didn't really get the concept of house-
warming parties, but his brother had invited all his high-school friends to
join. Again, he wondered what had possessed him to accept Tatsuya's offer to
stay with him in Japan.
"Taiga, its really fun in Japan! You should come over for high-school. After
all, I did persuade your parents to enroll you in Gakuen, Touou, for a reason
ya know?" Tatsuya's tinny phone voice chatted into his ear. "Yeah, yeah." The
redhead had answered without listening much, only hearing 'Japan', ' fun' and
'high-school'. After all, he had successfully got into the next level of Portal
2 Combat, and it required some level of focus. Quickly devising a plan with his
friend, who was playing multi-player with him, he answered Himuro with 'uh-
huh's and 'sounds cool's. Then, few days later, he found himself on Tatsuya's
doorstep, with his luggage and some money.
Oh God, he was stupid sometimes. Sighing, he headed to the open-bar kitchen to
whip up some pancakes. Eggs cracked, sugar added, flour measured, water poured
into the giant mixing bowl, Kagami tasted a bit of batter. Murmuring in
appreciation, he stirred the mixture a few more times. Then, his phone
vibrated.
PantherOfBlue: hey, i took fortune-telling lessons recently
TheTigerRoars: rlly?
PantherOfBlue: yeah, want me to tell u urs?
Kagami thought. It wouldn't hurt, right? Setting down the bowl safely on the
counter, he texted back, leaning against the bar counter as he did so. His
light-blue apron was kept on, in case he continued his progress soon. 
TheTigerRoars: sure
PantherOfBlue: hmmm, interesting
Taiga held back a laugh. Interesting? All fortune-tellers said that. Deciding
to play along, he replied.
TheTigerRoars: yeah?
PantherOfBlue: i see......a tall, dark, handsome stranger who will come and
sweep u off ur feet
TheTigerRoars: wow, much fortune-tellin
Snorting, he turned back to the abandoned mixture, giving it a few whisks with
his wooden spoon. Quickly, he poured circles of batter into the frying pan,
flipping them when they turned a beautiful golden-brown along the edges. Making
quick work of it, he set the finished pancakes to cool. Then, the doorbell
rang. Irritated, the redhead clicked his tongue. What kind of idiot comes over
in the early morning?  "TATSUYA, GET THE DOOR!!" Taiga hollered in the
direction of his brother's room. There was no response, and the ringing began
to become more frantic. "BROTHER, DOOR!!!" His second attempt didn't help at
all, and the front door was beginning to shake with loud knocks. Apparently,
this person was trying to unhinge the door. Growling, Kagami stomped to the
shaking door, not even bothering to take off the domestic-looking apron. 
He flung open the door, seeing red, as he screamed. "CAN YOU ST-" A shocked
silence, as he took in the other person's features. A tanned young man,
slightly taller than him, stood at the door. Electric blue eyes bore into his
own, flashing with amusement, lust and animalistic elements. Lips twisted into
a cocky and arrogant smirk, body in a slouched position. Navy blue hair cut
short, looking slightly spiky, but also soft to the touch, were tousled by the
wind. "Hey, tiger~" The voice, deep and husky, stirred up coiled emotions in
his stomach. 
===============================================================================
Gulping, his cheeks flushed, and apron teasing him with far more explicit
images, Daiki felt that the photos of Taiga did no justice to the real version.
Hair longer than his by a few inches, gently brushing his collarbones, looking
so deliciously silky. His hair colour, a dark shade of scarlet, slowly merging
into the black tones. Nike-shaped eyebrows(not that he was complaining, he
thought it looked adorable on the redhead) were scrunched up, as maroon pupils
looked at him in shock. "U-uh....haah!?" The incredulous look an his face was
pretty damn cute, and wanted to make him ravish the redhead immediately. Of
course, he held back, being the gentleman he was, and waited to be invited in.
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"TAT-SU-YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Kagami screamed, face turning almost as red as
his hair. A sleepy Himuro slowly lumbered out of his room. "What is it, little
bro?" He mumbled, rubbing his eyes. Then he saw Aomine. "Oh, Aomine is here
early. C'mon, don't stand on ceremony, come in." Getting an invitation to enter
their living space, Daiki smirked triumphantly. "THE PROBLEM IS, WHY  IS HE
HERE!?" The angry tiger questioned hotly, running his hands through his flaming
locks exasperatedly. "Oh, I invited him." Tatsuya replied casually, sending a
not-so-inconspicuous wink to Taiga. "Wh-" "Oh, breakfast is ready? Taiga,
you're such a sweetheart." Cutting Kagami off, Himuro kissed his younger
brother on the cheek before loading up a plate with the fluffy hotcakes. The
redhead blushed 50 shades of red, before resorting to grab a towering stack of
17 pancakes and retreating into his room.
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"17 pancakes?" Aomine asked, clearly in shock. "Yep, little Taiga here eats
around that amount for breakfast." Drowning his stack of three pancakes with
maple syrup, Tatsuya began to chomp on the sweet goodness. "God, Taiga makes
the best pancakes." He groaned, chomping down on more of the homemade
breakfast. "Woah, is he a black hole or something? He doesn't seem fat." The
bluenet puzzled over the situation, stomach growling. "Oops, gotta eat."
Grabbing a plate, Aomine loaded 6 pancakes and some butter, tucking into the
food. His eyes widened comically, as if a whole new world had suddenly appeared
in front of him. Then, the door to Taiga's room creaked open. ".....I forgot
the maple syrup."He mumbled, darting into the kitchen. "Kagami." Aomine asked,
completely stoned. "Uh....yeah?" Taiga turned around, addressing the male who
was speaking to him. "Marry me, right now." He said seriously, grabbing
Kagami's hand with his own tanned one. "OH GOD, LET GO OF ME." The redhead
yelled, managing to shake him off. Then he disappeared back into his den.
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".....what are you doin'?" Kagami grunted, shoveling pancakes into his mouth at
the speed of light. Looking at him with a mixture of awe and disgust, Aomine
silently whispered, "The Human Black Hole." He got punched in the face. When he
woke up again, it was time for lunch. Taiga had grudgingly allowed Aomine to
stay, and had also cooked his portion. After all, he wasn't going to drag
Aomine's heavy body out of the house if he died of hunger. Lunch was full of
idle chit-chat and basketball talk, mainly their favourite teams, and arguing
who was the best basketball player.
Taiga guessed that Daiki was okay company, when he wasn't being a complete
dick. He could be funny at times, and his laughter was a nice mixture of gruff
and low. Aomine, on the other hand, thought that Kagami had the most amazing
laugh. It was throaty, yet musical, and was filled with warmth. He could hear
it all day without getting tired, the tanned player decided. Hours passed in a
flash. Kagami had the food and drinks prepared, and was currently throwing on
some clean clothes. Aomine was watching the redhead creepily, eyes wandering
down the sun-kissed back. The perfect amount of muscle, not too little, not too
much. Piercing blue eyes wandered further, taking in the jeans that tightly fit
his hips. And ass. He swore, Heaven was somewhere between those firm cheeks.
"......." Aomine got kicked out of the room.
Guests had started flooding in, upbeat music pumping through the speakers.
Disco lights flashing(beats Kagami how Himuro had managed to get his hands on
that.),Tatsuya flitted here and there, giving his guests a hearty welcome. The
kitchen bar had been turned into a drink bar, with a few alcohols(for Tatsuya
and his mates). Kagami was constantly getting hit on, though Aomine also got a
fair share of attention. He had received 10 phone numbers from chicks, but had
decided to throw them away, as he had better prey. Better prey being the
flustered redhead. Already collecting 5 phone numbers from males, and 6 from
women, Kagami decided to simply sit at the bar and ignore everyone.
The music was too loud, people too crazy, lights making him dizzy, oxygen too
little. Easing into the bar stool, he ordered some random drink the bartender
(one of Tatsuya's friends) had suggested to him, and chugged it down. It was
sweet, spicy, and made his brain fuzzy. He ordered a few more, downing them as
quickly as they arrived. Dizzy with happiness, mind blurred, as was his vision,
the redhead joined the party.
Grinding, singing, more drinking. Kagami was in a daze as he was passed from
one person to another. He felt like he couldn't control his limbs, as they ran
wild with the shocks from the drink. Swaying to the tempo of the music, with
occasional grinds here and there, Taiga's partners changed of their own accord,
faces becoming a blur to the redhead. Suddenly, the loud music just
felt....right.Drinking his seventh shot, he felt blue eyes on his own.
Playfully beckoning the other over, they started grinding hard against each
other, Kagami's ass over the other's tented jeans, until he was pulled away to
'dance' with someone else. He vaguely remembered seeing Tatsuya, Aomine, and
the bartender friend again, before the night became a blur of
lights. Eventually after partying hard, he conked out God-knows-where.
 
 
***** The Reason Why You Shouldn't Get Drunk *****
Chapter Notes
     I realized that it was weird how Tatsuya knew the GoM in the next
     chapter, so I made slight alterations~
Waking up with an massive hangover was bullcrap. Groaning in agony, Kagami
untangled himself from long limbs. Wait....long limbs? Looking down, he found
himself looking down at an angled jaw, golden eyes twinkling at him. "OOH,
KAGAMICCHIIII~" The blond male screeched loudly, latching onto him. Taiga
winced. Why were his brother's friends always so weird?  "Exactly who the heck
are you?" Confused, hungover and grumpy, Taiga clutched his aching head, asking
the hyperactive guy. "EHHH~? I'M KISE RYOUTA~" God, this guy was really getting
under his skin. And what the actual fuck? Was he actually sparkling!? "Oi,
hands off, he's mine." A possessive yet lazy drawl was heard, before a very
indignant tiger was lifted into a tanned boy's lap. Kagami was about to scream,
before something in his stomach started twisting uncomfortably. A hand covering
his mouth, he dashed madly for the toilet bowl, retching into it loudly. He
felt gross, his head was throbbing, and his throat was itchy and dry.
"S-shit...." Clutching the rim of the toilet seat, he bent over to vomit again.
Grimly wiping his mouth with a piece of tissue, he gurgled some water, spitting
disgustedly in the sink. Someone was patting him on the back comfortingly,
passing him a glass of lukewarm water. Accepting the glass gratefully, Kagami
turned to his saviour, his awesomest brother ever. "Thanks, Tatsuya." He
croaked, feeling slightly woozy. Looking at his little brother, Himuro helped
him to expel the last of the liquor from his system. How nice of him indeed.
"Uh.....you're okay, right?" From the door, two sheepish-looking males
awkwardly tried to squeeze into the restroom. Turns out Aomine and Kise hadn't
drunk that much, unlike Taiga, so they didn't suffer from the aftereffects.
Grumbling about how he shouldn't have drunk so much, Kagami dragged his
hungover ass into bed. After a few minutes of deep sleep, he awoke again, to
cook lunch. Unfortunately for him, the intruder(s) were still there. He didn't
know if the guy who emitted sparkles was an intruder or not after all...
"OH, I CAME WITH SENPAI~~" He chirped loudly, looking over the redhead's
shoulder to look at the steaming stew.
...who was not an intruder, it seemed.
"Yeah, I invited Kasamatsu to the party. Ooh, are we having chicken stew for
lunch?" His elder brother looked over his other shoulder, inhaling the
fragrance. "You two, don't disturb me. Make yourselves useful! Like...set the
table or somethin'!" He sighed exasperatedly, stirring the soup. Quickly
bringing the ladle to his lips for a taste, he blew on the stew, tasting it
slowly. Then he added some more salt to it before stirring and tasting it
again. "Better." He murmured softly, leaving the stew to simmer on the stove.
Seeing the table set, four sets of cutlery, he sighed. Since when had he said
he'll be cooking for the two human leeches? But of course, he had planned to
cook for them, since he wasn't heartless. The situation seemed like deja vu to
the poor teenager, and he resigned to his fate to cook for them.
"Thanks for the food." The four eagerly dug into their meal, throwing around
compliments for the chef. Pleased, Kagami's cheeks flushed, as he stuffed his
cheeks with food. "Kagamicchi, are you sure this isn't too much food?" Kise
asked, chewing on a bite of rice. This was also kinda deja vu, if Taiga thought
about it. "He's the human black hole, his stomach is like a vacuum cleaner."
Aomine stage-whispered to the blond guy who was sitting opposite him. Of
course, sitting beside Aomine, Kagami heard all of it and elbowed him in the
side angrily. "Damnit! That hurt!" The bluenet winced, rubbing the sore spot.
"Ah, that was totally what Kurokocchi would do~" Ryouta laughed, putting some
more vegetables into his bowl. "Yeah, typical Tetsu. Such a lil' shit." Aomine
grumbled. "You two know each other?" Kagami asked, kinda curious. Himuro helped
himself to some more of the stew, beckoning them to continue.
"Well! It was a long, LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGG, time ago, when we were all in
middle school-" The bubbly male started, before rudely getting cut off by a
chicken wing being shoved into his mouth. "Cut the shit, Kise. We played b-ball
during Mids, with a coupla teammates, and were fuckin' invincible. Then we
spilt up, so yeah." Nodding to himself, Aomine summarized probably, the entire
story of his life. Himuro asked, "Your teammates, who're they?" "Ah, Akashicchi
is like our leader! He has realllly bright red hair, and has different coloured
eyes! Midorimacchi has green hair, spectacles and tapes his fingers! Kurokocchi
has light-blue hair and has a weak presence, I used to have a tiny crush on him
too~ (cue the sigh of a lovesick fool here) Of course, I have senpai now~! He's
so cu-Oh but why am I switching topics, ah sorry~ Continuing from the list~~
Murasakibaracchi has purple hair, kinda long hair too~ Momoicchi braided his
hair once, lol~~ Oh, I should include Momoicchi too~ She's Aominecchi's
childhood friend, and has waist-length pink hair~ She's good at data-collecting
too, so she was like a manager~ Then you know Aominecchi of course, so I won't
bother with his~ And there you have it, the Generation of Miracles~ Otherwise
known as the Kiseki no Sedai, or GoM~~~" He sparkled enthusiastically, glitter
seeming to explode from him. "....so you're a bunch of rainbow-haired idiots
who are good at ball?" Taiga quickly shortened the info to bare minimum. "Eh,
pretty much." Aomine, digging his ear(which Kagami thought was really
disgusting) with his pinkie finger.
"So, you're Atsushi's infamous gang of middle-school classmates? From Teikou?"
Himuro looked rather surprised, and delighted. "Ehhhhhhh?! You know
Murasakibaracchi?" The blonde teenager mimicked shock, before he broke down
into squeals of "OH, WE ABSOLUTELY MUST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER" AND "CAN
I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER"s. Of course, he did without hesitation, as he felt
that,  quoted by Kagami Taiga, "Anyone who is friends with Atsushi is
automatically friends with me". Of course, he automatically got introduced to
the rest of the squad via Kik, as the "Rainbow gang" also had the messaging
app. A few minutes later, Himuro was already saying what " nice and polite
friends Atsushi had" and how "honoured he felt to be a friend of theirs". A
horrified Kagami sat and watched as his brother typed away furiously on his
screen.
"Taiga, maybe you could be friends with them!" Tatsuya stated, bringing his
plate to the sink to wash, after they all finished eating. "Ya kiddin? They
have crazy hair colours." Kagami retorted, grabbing the used cutlery and
plates. " 'They' are right in front of you-ssu. Meannnnnnnnn~" The pretty(?)
boy pouted, looking like a puppy that had got denied love. Feeling a slight
twinge of fear, the redhead reminded himself that Kise was a human, and not a
dog. Calming down a lot more, he focused on doing the washing, as his elder
brother showed the two around the house. "Ooh"s and "aah"s were heard, before
he heard laughter, and squealing. "KAGAMICCHI, YOU WERE SO CUTE-SSUUUUUUUUUU~"
A high-pitched scream, probably a few(many) decibels high, echoed down the
small corridor in the apartment. "TATSUYA!!! DON'T SHOW THEM MY BABY
PICTURES!" A flustered Taiga dumped the dishes in the drying rack, running to
the study room. 
A very proud Himuro was showing off a rather wide collection of Kagami's
photographs. "And this one- Oh, Taiga! Look at this one! It was how you looked
like after your first kiss! You were so adorable I almost devoured you!" A
seven-year old Kagami looked out from the well-kept photograph, light blush
forever kept on the slightly-puffy cheeks. With an embarrassed and (not very
manly) scream, the redhead grabbed the album and hugged it protectively, like
how a squirrel protects its nuts. Yelling at everyone to leave the room, he
tucked it back into the shelf, swearing to lock it in a safe one day.
A few hours later, a rather-short male turned up on the doorstep to bring his
"dog" home. The male, who turned out to be Himuro's sworn brother(whatever
happened there, making him Taiga's brother too), Kasamatsu Yukio, left with a
blond blur of happiness. Kise did ask for his number, but he had refused, and
only gave him his Kik username after the other's whining. Of course, Aomine
left too, leaving an address behind. "Just in case you miss me." He added as an
end remark, smirking as Kagami nearly smashed his face with the door. Heaving a
sigh of relief, Kagami collapsed onto the couch. "The parasites are gone." He
murmured, as his brother carried him to bed, passing out from fatigue.
 
 
Extra:
Taiga's photo after his first kiss ((sorry if I did a bad job of it))
Check my Tumblr for it? 
Find my username in my Profile?
***** The Reason Why Japanese Is Important *****
Chapter Notes
     Warning: Tatsuya
     WARNING: GOM.
     TakaMido, KiKasa, MuraMuro, and AkaKuro(?)
     Sorry, I was caught up, and I didn't have a lot of inspiration ; _ ;
     I hope you'll enjoy the chapter?
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Kagami's Japanese was still broken, no wonder at that, since he had grew up in
the States. "Taiga, you should really work on it before school starts. It might
drag you down academically." Tatsuya commented, as Kagami tried to talk to the
cashier at the counter. For the past few minutes, he had been trying(and
failing) to ask where the nearest bus stop was. He had walked into the candy
store to ask, but this cashier was looking more and more puzzled when he tried
to articulate his thoughts. When his elder brother tried to cut in, Kagami said
that he could do it himself, and refused the help. He really could be prideful
sometimes, and that was not helping him now.
After a few more minutes of English mixed with broken Japanese, Himuro finally
nudged the redhead away gently, then politely asked for the directions in
fluent Japanese. A bright smile lit up on the lady's face, as she quickly gave
some instructions back in Japanese. Thanking her, the two exited the store, the
taller one blushing albeit from embarrassment. "See my point? It's difficult
for you to communicate well, except when you use the informal tone. Maybe I
should get you a tutor, Taiga." He said, patting the other on the back. Kagami
grunted his response, a tiny 'yeah', then went back to sulking.
Having the information they needed, the duo headed back to their apartment. On
the way home, Himuro, being a good elder brother, tried to comfort the younger
one. Upon reaching Kagami threw himself onto the couch, grabbed a pillow and
buried his face in it. Himuro sighed, quickly typing into his phone.
MirageDragons: Hey.
CandyMonster: Wut is it murochin?
MirageDragons: Is there anyone who can help tutor my younger brother?
MirageDragons: Personally, I don't trust any of you with my brother, but I have
no choice.
TheEmperor: Tatsuya, I feel insulted that you would feel that way about us.
Maybe my scissors can change that.
GhostDog: Akashi-kun, please don't be rash. Himuro-kun, why do you not trust
us?
MeganeTsunTsun: Like I care. And I can't even change my username because Takao
did it.
ModelOfTheSun: HAHAHAHAHHAHA MEGANETSUNTSUN MIDORIMACCHI LOLOLOLOLOL  ಢ∇ಢ
PantherOfBlue: Takao is gud at dis lol
TheEmperor: Daiki, type properly.
CandyMonster: yeah type proper, minechin
GhostDog: Aomine-kun, stop skipping class
PantherOfBlue: stfu u guys
PantherOfBlue: i can typ how i want
PantherOfBlue: so ther.
TheEmperor: I feel like ending your useless life right now. Give me a good
reason not to do so.
MirageDragons: GUYS, CAN YOU FOCUS ON MY TAIGA!?
PantherOfBlue: Hey, that tiger is mine
GhostDog: Himuro-kun is right, we have a situation.
TheEmperor: Fine. But one day, Daiki, you will find your head mysteriously
detached from your neck.
CandyMonster: can I have candy?
ModelOfTheSun: OOH, WHY NOT WE ALL GO OVER AND TUTOR KAGAMICCHI?(*^o^*)
MeganeTsunTsun: I do not like how this is turning out....
MirageDragons: Great idea! Come over tomorrow, ya guys! You know the address,
right?
GhostDog: Yes, I got it from Kise-kun, and I'll send it now.
GhostDog: *image attached*
GhostDog: Sorry, wrong image, that's Nigou
GhostDog: *image attached*
GhostDog: It's correct now.
TheEmperor: I am interested to see who this 'younger brother' is, after all, he
did catch Daiki's interest.
CandyMonster: I'm hungreeeeeee will there be food there?
ModelOfTheSun: Yay! Study date~ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
PantherOfBlue: You better not hit on him
PantherOfBlue: Satsuki and her gf wanna go over 2
MeganeTsunTsun: Takao also wants to go over. Tch, he's annoying.
GhostDog: Yet you never shook him off, Midorima-kun.
MeganeTsunTsun: Die.
GhostDog: You know I'm right.
ModelOfTheSun: I wanna bring Senpai over~~~ ＼(^o^)／
CandyMonster: murochin gimme food
MirageDragons: The more the merrier! Seeya tomorrow :D
MirageDragons: I'll bring some Nerunerune over later, okay? So, I'm expecting
around 9 people tomorrow?
CandyMonster: yayyyyyyyy
TheEmperor: That would be correct. Maybe Daiki can also learn in the process.
PantherOfBlue: HEY
PantherOfBlue: i spel fien
GhostDog: "I", not "i". "spell", not "spel", don't be lazy. "fine", not "fien".
Your spelling is atrocious.
GhostDog: I believe you should be educated about the wonders of spelling and
grammar.
PantherOfBlue: shaddup tetsu
PantherOfBlue: ur a lil shet nugget
TheEmperor: "Shut up" "Tetsu", with a capital T. And you should not be rude to
Tetsuya, you should be taught to type properly.
MeganeTsunTsun: Why am I even here...
ModelOfTheSun: AH, YOU CALLED KUROKOCCHI A SHIT NUGGET! ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ BAD!
PantherOfBlue: whatevr
MirageDragons: Dont get lost tomorrow, bye guys. 
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Turning his phone off with a small smile of glee, the black-haired man grabbed
a bag of Nerunerune candy off the counter. "Taiga! We'll be expecting your
tutors over tomorrow! Make sure to cook more next morning!" Tatsuya hollered
down the hallway, where the redhead had migrated to his room, and the telltale
sounds of candies breaking informing Himuro that the younger male was playing
Candy Crush. "How many." Taiga shouted from his room, half-distracted with his
game. "Mm, about nine? BYE, GOIN' OVER TO ATSUSHI'S NOW." Before the
information could fully seep into Kagami's brain, Himuro slammed the door and
made his escape. Seconds after he had made it out of the apartment, the redhead
finally got it. "HAAAAAH!!?? TATSUYA!!!" He screamed, yet to no avail. So, he
resorted to grumbling and continuing with cracking his candies. Tatsuya would
get it when he got back home later.
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 Another visit to Taiga's! His holiday was turning good indeed. Aomine turned
to see the excited pinkette squealing to her girlfriend as they cuddled on the
couch. God, girl cooties. They were so sickeningly sweet when they were
together. Daiki made a gagging face, before dashing for the shelter of his room
and locking the door. Bangs shook his door, as the two pounded their fists on
it, threatening to take all his Mai-chan magazines and his phone, and burying
them 10 feet under. He immediately changed his porn mag hiding place, stashing
them in a small drawer where they would most likely be not found. Then, the
door broke. "....Oh crap." A dent was found in the white door, the wooden
object wrenched off its metal hinges. Next time, he would have a door made of
metal instead. The girls stood at the doorway with creepy smiles and dark
faces, yet still holding hands. Miasma surrounded them, as they stepped into
the room in sync. "Dai-chan..." "Aomine..." Momoi and Riko said, the killing
aura nearly blanketing the average-height girls. He might not live today.
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"Senpai~~ We're going over to Kagamicchi's tomorrow~~~" Kise practically
bounced with excitement, hugging his senior happily. "I don't feel good about
burdening Himuro, even though we're brother's..." Kasamatsu frowned, eyebrows
furrowed, as he tried to shake the other off him. Of course, the blond man was
persistent as usual, clinging tightly onto his waist as he screamed about how
much fun they were all going to have tomorrow, and that the Generation of
Miracles were going to finallybe reunited tomorrow. Aah, they were all weirdos
in Yukio's eyes, so he didn't really care much. Smiling fondly, he watched the
other chat happily, wondering if everything would go smoothly tomorrow.
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Midorima clicked his tongue, as he placed his iPhone on his desk. Behind him,
his other half was absentmindedly playing with his rolling pencil, making
exaggerated sound effects as he flew the pencil around while spinning in the
wheeled-armchair. "God, can you stop doing that?!" He exclaimed exasperatedly,
trying to take the pencil back without breaking it. It was Cancer's lucky item,
and he would appreciate that no damage be done to it, as Cancer's ranking was
rather low today, and he wanted to have all the luck he had. After a few
minutes of snatching, although Shintarou had the advantage of height, Takao was
clearly the stronger of the two(And bigger, as he proved so in bed) and also
faster, so the pencil remained in his possession. Reluctantly giving up, the
green-haired teenager crawled under his blankets, pulling it over himself.
"Awwwww, Shin-chan is sulking~~" Kazunari laughed, patting the lump,
thoughtfully putting the pencil where Midorima could see it, phone on recording
mode. He saw the edge of the blanket rise slightly, then a pale hand dart out
from the confines of the blanket to grab the pencil, and just as quickly,
return to its owner. Chuckling, Takao snatched the blanket away, revealing the
flustered greenette under it, before the other took the blanket back and
covered himself again. Then, a tiny, muffled voice was heard. ".....you're dead
if you recorded that." Chuckling, the raven-haired male saved the video, also
backing it up just in case, then spooned the lump through the blanket, hugging
the firm waist.
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Tetsuya was patting his pet dog, as Akashi sat on the makeshift tatami mat,
studying the shogi board. "You've improved tremendously, Tetsuya." He
commented, before picking up a piece and moving it. The fan turned lazily above
them, providing the two with a gentle breeze. The blue-haired man nodded,
answering with "I've been taking classes." As usual, he was modest, choosing to
hide his true knowledge behind an unreadable poker face. Which made him a good
shogi player, as Seijuurou could only read a few moves before the other, and
the gameplay was always changing, always evolving, like the player itself. From
his owner's side, Nigou barked, tail wagging. "Good idea, Nigou." Tetsuya
smiled, moving his knight over one of Akashi's pawns, capturing the general.
"It appears that I have won, Akashi-kun." Monotonously, he states, yet his eyes
dance. His eyes are the only things that express his pleasure in winning, as
the two sit in comfortable silence.
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 "Atsushi, here's your candy." Tatsuya dropped the bag on the glass top of the
table. The lazy giant emerged from his den, lumbering towards the black-haired
male, wrapping himself around the other. "Thank you, Muro-chin." He mumbled,
one arm around Himuro, the other taking the bag of sweets. Awkwardly, he tried
to tear it open with one hand, before the black-haired male took it from him
and tore it open for him. "-ank you." Shoving a hand into the package, he
chewed on the tasty treat happily. Tatsuya patted purple hair gently, stroking
through the long, silken strands of lilac as the other munched. Few seconds
later, the candy had all vanished into Murasakibara's stomach, as the purple-
haired manchild sucked his fingers sorrowfully, tasting the last bits of the
sweets. "Tell Kaga-chin to make me dessert tomorrow?" He asked hopefully, as
Himuro got ready to leave. "Of course, Atsushi." He laughed, making haste to go
home to his lonely younger brother.
A train ride later, he reached their shared apartment. He removed his shoes
quickly, placing them on the shoe rack. "TAIGA~~ I'M HO-
meeeeeeeeee.....uh....."His voice slowly died away. There stood the angry
redhead, arms akimbo. "Tatsuya. Why. Am. I. Cooking. For. SO. MANY. GODDAMN.
PEOPLE!?" He shouted, whacking Himuro on the head with a pillow, as the victim
tried to escape from getting bashed on the head. That night, two exhausted
teens fell asleep on the couch, near a messy hallway.
Chapter End Notes
     I LOVE UKE MIDORIMA AND SEME TAKAO VDODVSLDBDKSBDBDMSB
     I'M SORRYYYYYY~~~~
***** The Reason Why You Shouldn't Get Tutors *****
Chapter Notes
     I'm sorry it took so long ; _ ;
     I was trying to word out my thoughts, but it turned out to be harder
     than I expected - 3 -
See the end of the chapter for more notes
All was quiet in the Kagami and Himuro household. Gentle breathing was heard
from the sofa, as the two brothers slept soundly. Too quiet. "HEY, I THINK ITS
THE CORRECT UNIT-SSU, GUYS!!!" Someone's muffled screams echoed in the empty
apartment. "God, why are you so loud? They might be asleep, nanodayo." The loud
person received a stern telling-off, even thought the other person was equally
as loud. "Quiet, Shintarou, Ryouta," Yet another voice was heard. " Why not we
Kik Tatsuya to let us in?" "Great idea, Akashi-kun." A silent voice agreed. 
TheEmperor: Tatsuya, we are outside your unit.
TheEmperor: It should be the correct one. Hurry up and open the door, Ryouta is
being irritating.
TheEmperor: Daiki is being abnormally whiny.
TheEmperor: Shintarou is acting like he's on his period, and Kazunari is
teasing him.
TheEmperor: Yukio is being smothered by Ryouta, I think he's dying.
TheEmperor: Atsushi is trying to eat my head, and I don't like it at all.
TheEmperor: Momoi-san and Riko-san are making out in the corridor and Daiki is
fake-vomiting.
TheEmperor: Only Tetsuya is behaving.
TheEmperor: Can you hurry? I'm getting rather annoyed.
TheEmperor: You might end up with dead bodies as Taiga's tutors.
Satisfied, Akashi Seijuurou opted for waiting, as his scissors did the talking.
The rest of the squad immediately shut up and got into their positions, all of
them, except Kuroko, silently hoping that Akashi-sama would be in a good mood
today and spare their lives. Even Murasakibara shut up about his precious
sweets for once, clamping his lips firmly shut. After a few minutes of waiting,
the door still remained locked. "Actually, Muro-chin keeps a spare key under
the potted plant." The lazy giant said, large body comically hunched against
the wall. "And why did you just feel that it was crucial to tell me now,
instead of earlier?" A glint of silver showed, before the infamous pair of
scissors thudded home into the wall beside Murasakibara's head. The purple-
haired just stared lazily, before bending down to lift up a small pot of
geraniums. "Here it is-ssu~!" Ryouta exclaimed, picking up the metal key from
its hiding place. "Hmph, this is trespassing, nanodayo." The green-haired male
huffed, readjusting his frames. "We were invited, so we are not really
trespassing in the sense, Midorima-kun." The silent one spoke up, loudly
slurping his vanilla milkshake.
It only took a few tries to get the door open (Akashi tried to pick open the
lock with his scissors as well) which was rather fortunate, or they might have
been stuck in the corridor for ages. After a silent "Sorry for intruding",
Kuroko led the rest of them into the rather-large apartment. "Remember not to
wake Himuro-kun and his younger brother up. They might not enjoy waking up to a
loud racket in their house." He warned, shushing the rest of the squad. They
nodded obediently, tip-toeing in after arranging their shoes neatly(Midorima
did it after they all went in, to be honest) in the doorway.
Aomine, of course, felt that he had the right to wake Kagami up soon. Although
he wouldn't admit it, he did not like the way Kagami's elder brother was
holding the redhead. After taking a quick snap of the sleeping tiger's face,
the bluenet pinched his nose, cutting off the male's airflow. Taiga woke up
with a start, eyes wide open as he punched the attacker. "GOD!!! I THINK YOU
BROKE MY FACE!" Aomine howled, clutching his face with both hands, releasing
his hold on the other's nose. Himuro woke up at the racket, God knows he hid a
brick in the couch, which he brandished before recognizing the guests.
"Oh, you're all here? Ah, sorry for scaring y'all." Tatsuya drawled sleepily,
putting the shirt that he had discarded on the couch's arm in his sleep. The
other male who had been sleeping glared blearily at the intruders. "Who
the heck are you guys, and what business do you have here." He spat out
angrily, clutching a cushion tightly to his chest. Almost at once, a pair of
scissors flashed past, as the darker-haired redhead swerved his head to the
side. A small portion of his cheek got nicked, as a thin line of blood welled
up from the cut. "Know your place, Taiga." The shorter redhead ordered, one of
his eyes glinting in a bright shade of gold. 
Taiga touched his cheek gingerly, collecting some blood on it. "You gatecrash
someone's house, assault them, and now you're asking me to know my place?
Hilarious." He answered sarcastically,  licking the blood off his finger pads.
The rest of the miracles watched in amazement from the side. No one had ever
survived an attack from Akashi without undergoing a trauma attack, much lest
talk back to him. Seijuurou glanced at the defiant male, before giving a small
nod of acknowledgement. "You're very courageous Taiga. And to answer your
question, we're here to tutor you."
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"....Tatsuya, you've got to be kidding." Kagami glared at the elder brother who
was responsible for this entire incident. "Taiga, they're good in Japanese, and
can also help you with your other subjects!" Himuro rebutted, while passing the
younger male a plate. "I still don't like being forced to cook for so many
people at such short notice." He replied, plating the club sandwiches neatly.
Sighing, he walked over to the filled table. "Eat your fill." Kagami said
curtly, grabbing a few sandwiches. "Hey, are you-" Takao started up, only to be
cut off by the human vacuum. "Don't. Even. Finish. That. Sentence." Taiga
glared, stuffing his cheeks. "Kagami-kun, you are eating....rather much. And
this is delicious." Kuroko said politely, nibbling on a sandwich while hiding
his smile.
Kagami harrumphed, grabbing a few more sandwiches to sate his hunger. "KAGAMIN,
I'VE WANTED TO SEE YOU FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG~ DAI-CHAN ALWAYS MENTIONS
KAGAMIN'S YUMMY FOOD AT THE DINING TABLE! GOODNESS, IT TASTES REALLY GOOD!!!"
Momoi squealed, grabbing another egg-mayo sandwich for her and Riko to share.
The small-chested girl accepted the sandwich happily, eating from the pink-
haired girl's hand. "If you eat too much, you'll get fat." The navy blue-haired
male said snarkily, while eating his food. A half-eaten morsel of bread fell
out of his mouth while he was talking, causing Kise to scream. "EWWWWW, SENPAI,
IT TOUCHED MY SKINNNNN!" The blondie wailed, flicking the saliva-coated
projectile away before clutching on his senior's arm. Sighing, Kasamatsu passed
him some wet wipes to clean the spit away, trying to shrug the over-dramatic
male away from him.
"Besides, shouldn't we get started tutoring soon? We won't get it done in time
if we delay any longer, nanodayo." The green-haired man asked impatiently,
looking at the miniature(yet, still rather heavy-looking and big) grandfather
clock in his arm's grasp. "The heck?! Who in his right mind would carry a clock
around?" Kagami scoffed, polishing off the rest of the sandwiches in a few
mouthfuls. "Cancer's ranking was rather low today. Oha Asa says that today's
lucky item is an old, heavy(if possible) timepiece. Hence, I specially bought
this grandfather clock on the way here." Midorima answered, placing the lucky
item on the table carefully.
"And your hands- ....I'm not even going to ask."The returnee sighed, dumping
the used plates into the sink. "Well, Shintarou is right, we should probably
get started sooner, or it may consume more time than it was supposed to in the
first place. I am assuming we have to teach you Japanese and Mathematics?"
Akashi asked, standing up from his seat before advancing towards the coffee
table in the living room. "Yeah." Taiga mumbled sheepishly. He was not very
strong in terms of language or calculation, and blamed it on the many equations
that made his head dizzy. Hauling out a thick stack of books with his skinny,
yet surprisingly strong arms, judging from the amount of books, Kuroko slammed
them onto the table. "We start now." 
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"Kagami-kun, please don't feel offended, but are you really this....ahem,
academically poor?" Tetsuya looked at the work disapprovingly, tutting at the
messy scrawl. "Uhhh....." Kagami turned red with embarrassment, looking at his
lap awkwardly. "Geez, and I thought I was stupid." Aomine barked out a laugh,
slapping Kagami (not very lightly, might I add) on the back of his head.
"DAMMNIT AHOMINE, THAT HURT!!" He screamed, punching the bluenet, who was
currently taking up the entire couch space with his form, in the stomach. "AT
LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR NOSE NEARLY BROKEN, YOU BAKAGAMI!!!" Aomine yelled
back, face contorted in pain. Well, Kagami sure threw hard punches.
"This will take longer than expected." Midorima sighed, readjusting his
spectacles. "MOMOICCHI, RIKOCCHI, DON'T MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF MY
SENPAIIIIIIIIII!!!" Kise wailed, running off towards the kitchen to "protect"
Kasamatsu, who had unfortunately chosen that moment to get a glass of water.
Yukio's face turned completely red, and Takao jokingly swore that he saw small
fumes of smoke coming out from his ears. After giving the girls a small lecture
on behaviour in other's houses, Seijuurou settled down again. "Now, where were
we?"
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"So, I added Shin-chan to my bed and we subtracted our clothes. Then, I divided
Shin-chan's legs and multiplied the number of babies in his stomach~" Takao
said, looking at Shintarou with....a look that was not very appropriate. Kagami
had a mortified expression on his face, as his brain slowly processed the
information. "OH GOD NO, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO LOOK AT MATH EQUATIONS THE SAME
WAY AGAIN?" Daiki looked at the two in horror, as shivers went up his back at
the visual image. Kasamatsu looked like he was about to pass out. Tatsuya was
howling with laughter alongside Takao, while Murasakibara just ate some candy.
"Well, that was rather...irrelevant, Takao-kun." Kuroko said emotionlessly,
though his eyes shone with mirth. Akashi simply looked disappointed, as though
he at least thought that Takao would have the decency to not talk of
his...private affairs(sex life). Momoi was squealing for God knows what reason,
and Riko excused herself for the washroom.
"Kagamin, I think I should just teach you some of the math syllabus instead of
Takamin." The pinkette giggled, putting on a faux pair of spectacles, the kind
with no lens. She was very patient with him, and explained the solutions to him
at a moderate pace. Kuroko also chipped in when there were areas that she did
not understand how to explain. "Kaga-chin. You're supposed to cross-multiply
this part." Atsushi pointed out the mistake, leaving a small smudge of jam on
the page. It was ignored, although Akashi told him to wipe his fingers with wet
tissue. He nodded, lumbering off with Tatsuya's assistance in finding the
tissue, while Kise occupied Murasakibara's spot, blabbering in his chirpy voice
about how it was supposed to be solved.
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"I'm rather strong in Japanese, although I'm sure that Akashi-kun would be
better in it." Riko, being one of the more senior of the lot, volunteered
herself. Surprisingly, she was able to teach Kagami(and Aomine, as he was also
shit at Japanese and kanji) a considerable amount of the textbook material. By
then, 6 hours had already passed. "I'm beat! I thought we'll never get
finished!" The exhausted redhead flopped onto the comforting confines of the
couch. The purple-haired male patted hishead briefly, getting crumbs in
Kagami's hair in the process. "Actually, Taiga, I don't think you're done with
what was supposed to be taught." Himuro chuckled, shaking his head. But, at
least Kagami had put in a lot of effort, and his elder brother deemed it
acceptable. Goodbyes and see-you-soons were exchanged, as the guests departed.
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"Daiiiiiii-chan~ Now I know why you are so drawn to Kagamin~ " Satsuki twirled
strands of her sakura-coloured hair around her index finger, giggling as she
said so. "Kagami-kun is rather not bad-looking." Riko nudged her girlfriend, as
they both collapsed into giggles. Aomine shook his head in mock sorrow.
"Somebody save me." He asked the ceiling of the close-to-empty train, raising
his arms exasperatedly. Momoi swore, if the bluenet wasn't so good at
basketball, he could have majored in theatre. The chestnut-haired girl simply
rolled her eyes, before asking Momoi yet again how she has managed to bear with
him for so many years. Yet another time, she got the same answer, about how the
pinkette had pitied the boy and had stuck with him through thick and thin, like
his own sibling. Yet another time, this statement earned an eyeroll from Daiki,
and snarky remarks about how it was the other way round. The train ride was
loud, boisterous, and occasionally punctuated with gasps of air from laughing
too much.
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"Kasamatsu-senpai, wasn't today fun~?" Kise latched onto the senior's arm,
snuggling into its warmth. "....a little." The spiky-haired male grudgingly
agreed, not making any move to remove the other male from his limb. "And Ry-
Ryouta..." He stuttered slightly, still not to used to calling the other by his
name. "Yes, senpai~?" The blonde asked gleefully, happy that his boyfriend had
used his name instead of the usual surname calling. "Would you mind if I stayed
over....tonight? It's rather late...." The older male tried to act nonchalant,
but the slight blush ruined the effect. "BUT OF COURSE! YUKIO-SENPAI IS ALLOWED
TO STAY OVER ANYTIME~" Ryouta smiled his model-like smile, but this one more
genuine, and one that reached his eyes, as the other quickly gained permission
from his parents.
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"Tetsuya, have a good night. Today must have taken rather a toll on your body."
Akashi said, stopping at the phantom's doorstep. Kuroko looked back with a
small smile on his face. "But of course, thank you kindly for your concern,
Akashi-kun." He replied politely, bowing slightly in the redhead's direction
before heading into his house. As Seijuurou was about to leave, he was stopped
by Kuroko's voice from the powder blue-haired male's bedroom window. "Also,
have a good night, Akashi-kun." The half-shout barely managed to reach his
ears, due to the softness of Tetsuya's voice, further muffled by the wind.
Akashi adjusted his scarf, smiling as he walked away.
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"Awwww, Shin-chan must be sooooooo exhausted from today~" Takao cooed, pinching
the green-haired male's cheek. Midorima swatted the hand away, body slumped on
their comforting queen-sized bed. "I'm not." He grumbled, not even bothering to
remove his spectacles. Kazunari looked at him knowingly, sliding the spectacles
off his face gently, with practiced ease. "Let me give my dearie a massage, how
does that sound?" The raven-haired male suggested, brushing green tea-coloured
hair away so that the hair framed the delicate facial features of the other.
Although Shintarou made a small squeak of indignation at the 'dearie', he made
no move to stop the other from kneading the area between his shoulders. Strong
hands steadily eased out the knots, as Midorima got more and more drowsy and
relaxed. Soon, Takao heard soft snoring and even breathing. He chuckled,
tucking the blanket around them after climbing in to join Shintarou.
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"Kagachin, Murochin said I can stay over today." The purple-haired giant said,
making space on the guest bed for his night-snack stash. "Uh, okay then. Just
dispose of your candy wrappers properly, and don't leave crumbs everywhere.
Clean up after yourself, can do?" Kagami asked, stripping quickly, just leaving
on his boxers. "Yeah, I'll do that." Murasakibara answered, hands already
finding its way into a tin of butter biscuits. "And also, brush your teeth."
Himuro added from the side, fluffing up a pillow for their guest to sleep on.
"Mmhm, night Murochin, Kagachin." He yawned, as the brothers switched off the
light as they exited the guest room, a small night light illuminating a portion
of the room with a soft glow.
 
Chapter End Notes
     ALRIGHT, THIS SHALL BE WHERE I RANT AND ALL, YEAH? YEAH.
     OhGodILoveTakao
     *inserts Izuki, le punmaster*
     Izuki: IS THAT A JOKE I HEARD?
     Izuki: I HEARBY DUB TAKAO AS MY APPRENTICE.
     ITS A MATH PUN-THING
     I think.
     Omg Riko and Momoi are so sweettttttt~~
     #Aominethedramaqueen
     And Murasakibara is actually smart
     Why is Kagami so dumb? XD ((I love him so though :v))
     Also, feel free to chat me up on Tumblr, or give any suggestions for
     stories you may want in the future~ Keep to the pairings I love tho
     XD
     Tumblr: cry-for-insanity
***** The Reason Why Umbrellas Are Important *****
Chapter Notes
     Warning: Horny Aomine ahead
See the end of the chapter for more notes
"Oh, Taiga, we're running out of food supplies. Could you go to the nearby
supermarket to get some pork ribs, cucumbers and other ingredients that we may
need? Also, we need some mayonnaise." Tatsuya rifled through the fridge,
tutting at its near empty state. "But Tatsuya, you always get the
groceries. I do the cooking, didn't we agree?" Kagami whined, refusing to budge
from the couch. Sighing, Tatsuya shut the fridge door, making his way to the
sulking redhead. "One day of doing the laundry, and you get the groceries."
Violet eyes stared down into scarlet ones, eyes hardened with resolution.
"Three." The other said stubbornly, looking away from the steely-gaze. "You
drive a hard bargain, Taiga. I'll do the laundry for one day, BUT you get help
for the groceries." Tatsuya replied, silently hoping that the laundry's
stockpile would not miraculously increase. ".....and would I happen to know who
this helper is?" Taiga asked, suspicion lacing his voice. "Oh, just someone who
lives around our area." Tatsuya said airily, planting a small kiss on the red-
haired teenager's forehead, and a shopping list in his hand.
"I hope I won't regret this." Kagami grumbled, reluctantly peeling his arse off
the couch and making his move. "Remember to bring an umbrella, it might rain."
His older brother chided him. Although it was tempting to let his younger
brother come back to the apartment soaking wet, he didn't want to deal with a
pissy and sick Taiga the next day. "Yeah, sure." Slipping on some jeans, the
younger male put the shopping list in his pocket and grabbed an umbrella,
making his way out of the door. The door clicked shut behind him, as an amused
Himuro Tatsuya texted a person that Kagami was going to get to know very well. 
MirageDragons: The target has set off, I'll be putting my younger brother's
safety in your hands.
PantherOfBlue: sure
A satisfied smile on his face, Tatsuya turned back to the empty doorway. Or
what was supposed to be an empty doorway, because a foldable umbrella was
carelessly discarded there when the person had put on his shoes. A loud smack
was heard when Tatsuya facepalmed himself and groaned, hoping that it might not
rain.
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 "......... Dang it." Kagami took one look at his helper and tried to escape.
Keyword, tried. "Oh, thought you'd never show up." A familiar tanned jerk
jogged up to him, lazy smirk permanent on his face. "By the ways, why are you
here?" Kagami felt a slight bit of annoyance at himself when his heart skipped
a beat at the sight of the other. "I live close by, so I offered my assistance
when your bro texted me." He smirked evily, taking in Kagami's slightly-
disheveled appearance. "Sure, and I'm a virgin." Taiga retorted back, barking
out a laugh at his statement. "You sure act like one." The deepened, sensual
voice echoed in his ear, as a tongue swiftly licked its way up Kagami's
earlobe. Yelping loudly and jumping a few feet away from the abuser, Kagami
glared at the chuckling bluenet while sporting a blush. Some people took a
second glance at them, but continued on their separate journeys. Embarrassed,
Taiga grabbed Aomine's hand and charged on full speed to the supermart. 
Cool gusts of wind welcomed the sweaty pair, as glass doors automatically
closed behind them. At the late hour, there were only few people who had
decided to do their last-minute grocery shopping. All the counters were closed
except for two, as a small trickle of customers made their purchases. The
aisles were empty, a vast difference compared to the morning rush. Still a bit
out of breath, Kagami removed one of the shopping baskets, and was about to
check the grocery list Himuro had given to him before he realized that his
other hand was still occupied. "Want to let go of my hand now?" Aomine smirked,
squeezing his hand lightly. Kagami quickly dropped his hand back to his side,
muttering a small "sorry" as apology. "If you like to hold my hand, then why
let go? You just had to say so, Taiga." The bluenet teased, as he linked their
hands together again. He held Kagami's hand in a firm grip, as he walked closer
to Kagami. "So, where do we start?" 
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"Seriously, and one time she cooked curry, it looked worse than what a dog
threw up." Boisterous laughter filled the aisle, as an old lady shushed them.
The laughter was stifled, but the twos' shoulders were still clearly shaking
with laughter. Although they had started off on a bad note, their little
shopping trip was progressively getting better. "T-that must have been vile."
Kagami managed to answer back, before more laughter escaped his lips. Aomine
nodded, eyes shining with mirth, as he continued retelling his tale. "Then Riko
ate it and was sick in the stomach for days!" At the recollection of the scene,
another shout of laughter left him, as Kagami collapsed into a fit of hiccups.
"-hic- GOD, that's -hic hic- HORRIBLE." Tears of laughter was rolling down his
face, as his cheeks started hurting from all the laughing. With their loud
chatter filling up the empty mart, they continue their grocery shopping. 
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"No. No way." He insisted, putting the package back on the shelf. "But it's a
necessity for teenagers our age!" Aomine took it down again and dropped it in
the shopping basket. "I don't need it!" Kagami replied, face turning red as he
returned it to its rightful shelf. "But-" "NO BUTS, I'M NOT BUYING A VIBRATOR!"
Taiga whispered back angrily. "Aw, I'm the only one for your ass eh?"Aomine
leered at him, as a middle-aged couple looked at the two in amusement. Noticing
the unwanted attention, Kagami sped-walked away, fighting down the blush that
was spreading to his ears.
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 "I'm sorry." Aomine tried, rubbing the other's hand with his own. "....." His
company refused to answer, as the two reached the counter. "C'mon, answer me?"
He made a second attempt at trying. "No." "Oh joy! My lovely Taiga has decided
to answer!" The bluenet exclaimed in fake elation. The comment went ignored, as
the redhead plunked the shopping basket in front of the cashier. Items were
scanned at a leisurely pace, until it was halted. The cashier's face turned
pink, as she reached into the basket to take out the last item, which had been
cleverly concealed at the bottom. A bottle of strawberry-flavoured lubricant
had somehow found its way into the shopping basket. Kagami looked at the small
bottle, horrified. "W-wait! That's not mine!" He choked out, eyes wide open as
a familiar heat crept up his neck. "Of course not, it's ours." Aomine told the
cashier smugly, then continued in a loud whisper, "he doesn't like it when it
hurts, and he's rather fond of strawberry." Kagami gave a strangled cry in
protest, as the final item was scanned and deposited into the plastic bag.
"That'll be $20.57. Thank you for shopping at XXXXXXX." "Ahomine, you're paying
for them." The redhead declared with an aloof voice, stalking towards the exit
in embarrassment. "Wait, what!? Ah geez, there goes my money for the lastest
Mai-chan magazine." He grumbled, but dug out his wallet nonetheless. Money was
exchanged, as the duo exited the supermarket to be welcomed by the pouring
rain. "Oh shit."
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"Let's go to my place. It's very near. You can stay there until the rain stops,
I guess." Aomine suggested, taking hold of the heavy bag of groceries. "Hey, I
can carry those, it's not heavy." Kagami protested, trying to grab them back.
"I promised to help after all, right?" The tanned male shrugged his shoulders,
before taking off the jacket that he had been wearing. "This should help, it's
waterproof, kinda." Aomine temporarily put the plastic bag down, as he draped
the jacket over their heads. "Make sure the jacket stays over us, don't let go
of the jacket, got it?" "S-sure, Aomine." The redhead replied, holding the
jacket securely, as an arm wrapped around his waist. "The jacket is small."
Daiki replied, his hold on Kagami's waist tightening. "Now, I hope you're in
for a run, Kagami."
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The run was wet, as expected. Even with the help of the jacket, the rain pelted
the two mercilessly. Thankfully, as Aomine had said, his house was close.
Within a few minutes of avoiding puddles and withstanding the cold, they
arrived at the doorstep. Shoes were removed, as soaked socks made screeching
noises against the wooden floor. "Dai-chan, what did I say about- OOH KAGAMIN!"
The pink-haired girl squealed, before she saw the state the two boys were in.
"You two must take a shower immediately! The bathtub and shower are both
available, so you two can pick. I'll leave some of Dai-chan's clothes for you
to change into, Kagamin~" Then, Aomine and Kagami were promptly shoved into the
bathroom. 
"Well, this is awkward." Kagami was the first to speak, as he grimaced at the
feel of his clothes sticking to his body, especially his jeans. At least Aomine
didn't look awkward, as he hungrily looked at the hard peaks that were standing
out against the wet shirt. "O-oi! Stop looking!" Kagami half-shouted at the
other, before turning to remove his shirt. "T-turn around, Ahomine..." He said,
as he felt the other's piercing stare on his back. "Why should I? Its fine
since we're both guys right?" Aomine answered suggestively, voice dropping
lower. Red to the tips of his ears, Kagami ignored the spark of arousal in his
stomach, as he bent down to remove the trickiest part of his clothing, his
jeans.
Oh, if only he had known that he would get caught in the downpour, then he
wouldn't have ended up in this situation. Hands gripping the sides of the
soaked denim, Taiga tried to remove them, but the creases were proving to make
his life difficult for him. "Taiga, you could have just asked for help." Hard
muscles pressed to his back, as tanned hands slid the jeans off easily. As
Kagami turned back to face the other, he suddenly realised how close they both
were. Blue eyes sparked with an electrifying intensity as they bore into his
own, thin lips curled into a feral grin. A hot bulge was pressing against his
own, which was slowly responding. "U-uh, we should get into the shower, or
we'll catch a cold." Taiga changed the subject, nervously looking away from his
eyes. Daiki thought for a while, before nodding in agreement, but the look in
his eyes did not disappear. Instead, they turned a darker shade of blue, as
they watched boxers slide off smooth thighs before Kagami got into the shower.
"....Seriously, quit staring at me. I think you're burning a hole in my ass."
Kagami said, as he bent to lather soap on his legs. "It's your fault for
bending over so nicely without me telling you to, and giving me such a view."
Aomine replied, arms propped on the edge of the bathtub as he looked up at the
twin globes with interest. It was rather unfortunate for Kagami, who did not
know that the shower was situated right next to the bath, with only the thin
glass walls of the shower cubicle separating the two. Oh well, he was learning
the hard way. All too soon, to Aomine's disappointment, Kagami finished his
shower, and wrapped a large towel around his entire body. "Damnit." Aomine
muttered under his breath, getting out of the soapy water(he was smart enough
to take a shower before soaking) and following the other with a towel secured
around his waist. 
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"Kagamin! Do the clothes fit?" Momoi asked as the redhead and bluenet came out
of the shower, fully dressed. Honestly, Kagami was rather surprised that it fit
quite comfortably, much to his chagrin. "Y-yeah.... Can I use the phone to call
Tatsuya? I didn't bring my phone along, which is quite lucky, or its would have
been damaged by now." Kagami replied, tugging on the clean fabric. "If the rain
doesn't let up, you could stay the night. And we could, y'know, get to know
each other better in bed." Aomine passed the phone to him, giving him a
suggestive wink. "Ooh! Dai-chan totally has got the hots for you!
He's never gave anyone consent to his room." Pink eyes sparkled, as she
wriggled her eyebrows at them. The bluenet snorted as Kagami turned redder,
punching in the numbers he knew so well.
"Tatsuya?" "TAIGA! WHERE ARE YOU! ARE YOU SAFE? WERE YOU ABDUCTED? OH GOD, WHY
DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR PHONE! YOU LEFT YOUR UMBRELLA AND LEFT THE HOUSE, YOU
SILLY FOOL!" Tatsuya's voice screeched through the receiver as Taiga gingerly
put some distance between the phone and his ear for a while. "I'm fine. It
rained really heavily, and I'm at Aomine's. I might be staying over if the
downpour continues." Taiga replied, glancing at the grinning bluenet and
pinkette. "Oh, thank god! But the rain is really heavy here, and it doesn't
look like it will let up soon. Well then, tell me of your passionate night
tomorrow, byeeeeee~" Before he knew it, Himuro had hung up. Looking at the two
pairs of hungry eyes, the vulnerable redhead sighed and trudged away to brush
his teeth.
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"Open wide~" Aomine cooed at Kagami, while brushing Kagami's teeth. Flashing
red eyes glared back at him, but the person feared the possibility of the
toothbrush being shoved down his throat. "God, you have nearly no gag reflex?!"
The bluenet gave him a glass of water to gurgle, as Kagami hurriedly spat
toothpaste out of his mouth. After a few seconds of calming down, Kagami
growled at the other. "I do, but I was holding back. I don't fancy getting
killed by a toothbrush, y'know." Spitting water and the remains of the foam in
his mouth, Kagami turned away from the laughing youth and pouted. "My, my, the
little tiger has gotten angry~" Daiki joked, dodging just in time to escape a
tightly-clenched fist launched at him. For the first time in a long while,
brushing teeth had never seemed so eventful to Aomine.o
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"Uh.... So where will I be sleeping?" Kagami asked, peering into the messy
bedroom. "Duh, the bed. I don't own any futons, since the only guest that comes
over is Riko, and she sleeps with Satsuki. The couch is kinda cramped for you,
and unless you want to end up with sores on your back, I don't suggest sleeping
on the floor." Aomine deadpanned, as he flopped into the center of the duvet.
"How thoughtful." Taiga remarked sarcastically, gathering up the courage to
enter the room. Stepping over piles of indecent-looking magazines, he perched
at the edge of the bed nervously. His past flings had all been one-night
stands, or just casual flings. "What, you scared?" Aomine taunted, trailing a
hand down Kagami's thigh. Arousal coiled up in his gut, as the tiger let out a
soft moan. Fingers crawled down his calf, as warmth pressed against him. Kagami
relaxed, as the pads of Aomine's fingers slid back up, hooking around his waist
and pulling him into bed. Somehow, he felt that he could trust Aomine.
"Night, sexy." Hot breath ghosted past his ear, as he felt the smirk without
even turning back, falling into pleasant slumber.
 
Chapter End Notes
     OMG I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG ; v ;
     Exams are coming, so I was really busy
     I hope the chapter was long enough~
***** Maybe I should Relocate *****
Rays of sunlight hit the side of his face, as Kagami tried to pull the
comforter over his face to escape the pesky light. The air-con was going full
blast, as his toes rubbed against each other to keep his feet warm. His skin
was getting goosebumps as well, as he vaguely wished that his shirt was still
on him. He tried to curl up in a ball, hugging his kness to his chest. It was a
valiant attempt, but it didn't do much. Shivering in his sleep, he uncurled and
turned over leisurely, snuggling against the warm heater. A heater that was
moving, and had an arm around his waist. A heater that was very human-like.
Garnet eyes cracking open a tiny bit, he registered the 'heater' in front of
him. His vision was blurry, but he could recognize that blue hair anywhere.
"Gerr yur hends ohha meeeee...(Get your hands off of me...)" He mumbled, trying
to push the other away from him. The blue-haired male just smirked and pulled
the other closer. "But your hands are on me as well." He said in a not-so-
innocent tone, warm hand slowly dropping further to cup the redhead's arse.
Kagami blinked once, twice, before seeing his arms and legs wrapped around the
tanned body. Groggily, he squirmed away, burrying himself in the warm-ish
covers. Not as warm as the bluenet, but it would do fine for now. "Hey, let me
innnn~ I'm cold, Taiga, and you just stole my blankettttt." The husky voice
whined, tugging at the redhead's warm confines. Kagami just gripped onto the
blanket tightly, but the fatigue wasn't doing much help to his strength.
Eventually, the covers were dragged off him, as he lay shivering, with arms
wrapped around himself.
A few seconds passed like that, before an indescribable heat pressed against
his back, making him drowsy from the warmth. Subconsciously, he snuggled
against it, as rumbling laughter sent puffs of hot air into his hair. The
redhead decided to let go of his pride for a little while more and buried
further into the heat. 
-timeskip-
He blinked his eyes, as he reassessed his situation yet again. The redhead was
cozily nestled in the space between his arms, small puffs of warm air escaping
his lips as he breathed. The familiar smirk that he was so well-known for
slowly stretched across his face, as he tightened his grip ever so slightly.
The other just wrinkled his nose and moved closer to him, letting out a soft
noise that sounded like a rumbling purr "Is Kagamin a cat?" A soft giggle was
heard, as Aomine propped himself up a little to acknowledge the presence of a
giggling Momoi and a smiling Riko. "Perhaps so." Aomine answered, smiling at
the two girls fondly as they entwined their fingers together, patting soft red
spikes. The spiky-looking hair was actually really soft and quite fluffy, and
Aomine could tell that Kagami used conditioner for his hair, as it had a
smoothish texture like Satsuki's. The pink-haired girl had also tried to get
him to use conditioner, but had never succeded, due to Aomine's laziness and
forgetfulness. More due to the laziness, in fact. 
As Kagami showed signs of waking up, Aomine caught a whiff of faint cinnamon
and apple from vibrant red hair. Urgh, the scent was making him.... *growl* 
Sleepy eyes blinked at him, and a slow smile stretched across his face. "Don't
tell me....you're hungry?" Kagami held back his laughter as the other groaned
in agony. "Who wouldn't be? The last time I ate was.....hours ago. And your
shampoo isn't making me feel any be-" Aomine quickly shoved his palm against
his mouth as he nearly blurted out something that could destroy any slim chance
of him getting what he wanted. 
"My shampoo? Oh, one of my friends got it for me as a gag gift once." Kagami
mused, as he stretched his limbs in the bed, as if he had no idea what had
happened a few minutes ago. In reality, his heart rate was picking up, nearly
making him flush. The thought of Aomine actually noticing the scent of his hair
was making him embarrassed. "That aside, can you make breakfast for us,
Kagamin?" The nearly-forgotten Momoi chirped, as Riko nodded enthusiastically
at the idea. "Your sandwiches tasted really good that time, Kagamin-chan."Riko
added on, hoping that the redhead could at least handle the food before he
left.
"Sure, I mean, you were kind enough to let me stay the night...And what's with
the 'Kagamin-chan?" Kagami narrowed his eyes just a fraction at the cutesy
nickname. "Heeeeeeeh, but Satsu-chan gave you a nickname too, so I get the
right as well!" She whined, almost stomping her foot in childish anger. Taiga
sighed, then got up from the bed languidly, flicking Aomine's fingers away from
himself in the process. "Fine...." He grumbled, the soles of his feet thumping
against the floorboards as he walked to the decent-sized kitchen. Aomine
grinned, as the pinkette gave two thumbs up and squealed.
-time skip-
"Itadakimasu~" " Itadakimasuuu!" "-su." The three fell upon the food eagerly,
as Taiga watched in near horror. "Like half-starved children," he thought,
gaping at the sight. After a few minutes, the last morsel of toast had been
consumed. "As expected of my waifu," Aomine burped, throwing an arm around
Kagami's waist. "Your waifu? That's stupid! Who the heck wants to be your
waifu!" The redhead denied vehemently, although his pinkish cheeks told an
entirely different story.  "No! We're not going to let you have Kagamin all to
yourself!" Satsuki huffed, pulling on Kagami's arm. "Hey! He's mine!" Aomine
pulled on Kagami's waist, pulling him in the opposite direction, towards
himself. "Not fair! You're stronger than Satsu-chan!" Riko grabbed onto the arm
Momoi was pulling and  began pulling as well. 
"CUT IT OUT!" Kagami yelled in English, bringing confused stares from the trio
as they let go almost at once. Taiga stumbled a little at the sudden release,
then steadied himself. "I'm not your servant! You!-" He pointed at Daiki, eyes
burning, "You need to ask people's permission before you claim them as your
own! You-" directing his rage at Momoi next, "Don't tug on people like that! I
felt like my arm was going to be ripped out of my socket! And you-"last but not
least, Riko, "should have tried to help me, not make the situation
worse!" After his long-ish rant, Kagami felt infinitely better than before, but
their faces were confusing him. "What?"He asked, not knowing that his entire
speech had been spoken in English.
"Uh, you were speaking some other language?" Riko offered, as they watched
Kagami's face slowly turn red. "Oh," Taiga mumbled, rubbing his cheek with his
fingers in embarrassment, " it's nothing much, I just got a bit overwhelmed.
Don't that again next time. -Uh, please." They blinked at him, then nodded with
muttered apologies. Well, Momoi and Riko apologized, Aomine.....oh well. "Hey,
that was English, right?" Aomine butted in rudely, obviously not taught how to
give people personal space. "Yeah?" Their guest answered with an adorably
confused look on his face. "Teach me sometime." Aomine deadpanned, having a
very serious look on his face for once." Why, Dai-chan?" Sakura-pink eyes
looked at him in curiosity. 
"So I can marry this idiot!" Aomine said, jabbing at Kagami's rib. "I-I don't
want to marry you! And we're too young to even think about this! You don't even
know me!" Kagami's flustered reply came back, as he rubbed at the sore spot in
his side, scowling a little. Attraction was mutual, but when the bluenet
started talking, the glamour ended. Nearly. Kagami had always liked the
perverted jerk-type. 
After the small commotion had died down with a cushion war, comfortable silence
filled the room. Kagami nearly cracked a smile at the exhauested brunette and
pinkette almost falling face-flat into the floor, but had managed to land
rather gracefully on the wide couch in the living room. Aomine wasn't breathing
heavily, but his breathing was definitely quicker, and there were beads of
sweat dotting his forehead. "Well I -wheeze- need to -wheeze- get back soon."
Taiga huffed, wiping off his sweat with the back of his hand, his back against
wooden flooring. The air-con had been turned on to a suitable temperature, and
as they rested, they slowly regained energy to move. "That was great! Let's
invite the others to do it next time~"Riko mused out loud, feeling cool air
against her face. Satsuki nodded, too worn out to speak. 
Aomine was lazily sprawled across another portion of the couch, looking like a
lump, plainly put. With a small heave, Kagami hefted himself up into a standing
position, stumbling to the door, pulling on his dried sneakers clumsily. "See
you guys soon," He called out, voice cracking a little from overexertion of his
voice while they had been screaming and throwing pillows, as the three chorused
with bids of farewell, and some waving. Taiga chuckled as he shut the door
behind him, grinning widely. Japan wasn't quite so boring as he had blindly
assumed.
***** SORRY *****
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